The Monologues of the Machine pose a simple, universal question: what does it truly mean to be a man today? At the Comédie Bastille, this theatre show blends on-stage performance with direct address, tackling masculinity—and in particular male identity—with humor and honesty, from January 22, 2026 to June 28, 2026. Directed by Thomas Caruso Aragona, the production features three actors taking turns to voice the doubts, contradictions, and reflections of characters deeply rooted in their time. conceived as a masculine counterpart to The Vagina Monologues by Eve Ensler, this project invites audiences to reconsider that often-overlooked "thing"—which is rarely discussed, but certainly deserves to be examined.
The starting point is based on a striking statistic: according to a recent article, 98% of women associate the word "masculinity" with "toxicity." This revelation caught the attention of Thomas Caruso Aragona, who set out to craft a show that reimagines masculinity in a different light—one that’s more human, vulnerable, and at peace. Three male voices, three perspectives that complement each other, united by a common goal: to speak candidly about what it truly means to be a man today.
On stage, Pierre, Jacques, and Paul take turns exploring their personal relationships with masculinity, the body, sexuality, education, and shame. The tone is insightful and straightforward—sometimes raw—yet always delivered with an infectious passion for storytelling. The staging is minimalist—three stools and three hanging lightbulbs—allowing the words, rhythm, and listener to take center stage.
The show features a blend of humorous moments and poignant passages, such as the segment dedicated to violence against women. In this powerful scene, a predator’s chilling perspective is exposed, confronting the audience with a harsh reality often overlooked. The stark contrast between comedy and seriousness gives the production its unique edge, framing it as a space for honest dialogue, vulnerable admissions, and questioning.
The cast features a rotating lineup of actors, each bringing their unique color and life experiences. Clément Blouin, who is also a magician and comedian, is recognized for his appearances on television shows like Les Comiques Préférés des Français and the Jamel Comedy Club. Antonin Verhamme, a Savoyard actor, has combined classical theatre and contemporary creation from the very start of his career. Nicolas Sauze, who discovered theatre later in life, takes on multiple roles across the Alps and beyond. Jean-Philippe Renaud performs in several languages while also pursuing a career in aerospace.
Each actor brings to life one of the three characters, whose diverse backgrounds add depth to the portrayal. This range of voices offers a nuanced portrait of masculinity, steering clear of clichés to present a lively, accessible reflection that remains firmly rooted in today's world.
Our review of Les Monologues du Machin at Comédie Bastille:
"All, all, all... You’ll learn everything about the penis," sang Pierre Perret… A catchy tune that Les Monologues du Machin boldly delves into. The piece fearlessly explores male anatomy from all angles, without taboos, to better understand its essence. What does it mean to be a man today, and what role does our groin play in all this...? The show also aims to answer that question by busting myths about the penis — yes, it’s time to name it plainly — through scientific facts, solid statistics, and funny situations. Anatomy, love, male orgasm… all of it, delivered with sharp humor to break the ice.
We laugh a lot, that’s true, but the show also tackles more serious topics with great sensitivity… like sexual violence, presented in a chilling yet precise diatribe, both in its storytelling and its critique. It’s profound, even brutal, but it must be shouted from the rooftops! The piece also echoes the female counterpart, Les Monologues du Vagin (which is openly referenced right from the start), especially in its discussion of various orgasms, but it always brings something new — a personal perspective that’s fresh and unique.
Over 1 hour and 20 minutes, it offers a lively, fast-paced show that covers all topics thoroughly without rushing through them. Not a second of boredom. Each segment, tailored to a different angle, allows the rhythm to change, giving brief pauses to avoid the monotony of a monologue — even though, in essence, it still is one. Three actors are always on stage, creating a lively dynamic that keeps the energy high. Sometimes, one of them even breaks the fourth wall, directly addressing the audience, adding an extra layer of impact to the messages conveyed.
Note that the audience will be invited to participate at certain moments (it’s advisable to avoid front-row seats if you’d rather not be chosen). But regardless, you’ll leave with a smile — we certainly did! — and with food for thought. Still, it’s recommended for a mature audience. An essential, public-spirited show you shouldn’t miss!
By giving voice to those whose perspectives are often overlooked on these topics, Les Monologues du Machin offers a personal and sincere take on a complex issue. A show that challenges without aggression, encouraging everyone to reconsider what masculinity can mean today. Can we book tickets at the Comédie Bastille?
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Dates and Opening Time
From January 22, 2026 to June 28, 2026
Location
Comédie Bastille
5, rue Nicolas Appert
75 Paris
Prices
A partir de: €12.5
Official website
comedie-bastille-billetterie.tickandlive.com
Booking
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More information
Performances on Wednesdays and Fridays at 7 p.m., Thursdays and Saturdays at 9 p.m., and Sundays at 3 p.m.
